Is there any guy on the planet that makes other guys turn the channel faster than Hugh Grant? I submit there is not. The second you see him you know you are about to see a lame ass romantic comedy that will make your girlfriend cry and you want to throw up. Couldn't he just shake things up for once. Hugh, give Tarantino a call man. He made Travolta seem a little bad ass. He'll come up with some crazy shit where cut out a guys spleen and make a scarf out of it (all to a catchy song). Then maybe guys will leave your movies on for more than 8 seconds.
Seriously. Just shoot one dude in a movie. Not learn your lesson about love in one frickin movie. Shave your face with a pocket knife. Laugh as two dogs fight in a pit. Something. How am I going to take you seriously if you spend all your time acting like a romantic English dude? American men, and when I say American men I mean all American men, every single one, hate romantic English dudes. I'm just sayin' Hugh, it's a good idea.
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