Thursday, October 27, 2005

Annoying to Awesome

Sometimes things can go from annoying to awesome very quickly. Here's my example. I was on the train the other day with my girlfriend and there were four loud drunk guys. They sounded very stupid and had huge egos. You could tell that they were talking extra loud to get people to look at them. Every sentence they said was some annoying thing about these chicks they were going to bang or the money they were making doing whatever stupid thing they do. I couldn't stand listening to them.

Then around four stops before Ditmars (where they said they were going) one of the drunk guys said, "Are we there yet?" and his drunk friend said, "Yeah. Get off now." And he did. Then the doors closed and the train pulled away. It was great. At first he looked like a sad puppy as he watched the doors close, then he flipped his friends off. It was really funny to watch, but then it got better because his friends began to talk about how he was coming to visit them and had no idea where everyone lived.

At this point the friends began to argue about what they were going to do. "You go back for him." "No, you go back for him, he's your friend". "You've known him longer." "Well, I'm not going back for him. We have to meet the girls." "Yeah, I guess he'll figure it out. He shouldn't have gotten off the train." "Call his cell phone." "He doesn't have one." "What time are we supposed to meet the girls."

They totally left him there. It made all the annoying stuff totally worth it.

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